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Rivers of mud, crusties, fairy wings, people dressed as spaceships - yup, it all comes out of the woodwork during festival season. If you're planning on getting drunk in a field with thousands of nutters this summer, you've come to the right place. Read on for the best advice on preparing to go and then partying and pulling when you get there.